MY FACE IS MADE OF DIAMONDS FUUUUCK
Sitting on a chair of diamonds.
I guess that’s pretty cool.
my water bottle is diamonds aw well i guess i can use these diamonds to buy a new water bottle
I guess I could buy another laptop with that…
MY COCK IS DIAMONDS
MY HAIR IS DIAMONDS HELP
MY NECK IS DIAMONDS
I’M EDWARD FUCKING CULLENS WHERE MY BITCHES ATMy carpet is now diamonds. Not quite as soft but okay.
Great. Now I need to go buy a new table. At least I wasn’t touching my keyboard.

